At the bank

Guard- Hello
Me- Hi
Guard- May I help you?
Me- I need to enter
Guard- Yes, but, how can I help you?
Me- You can’t, that’s why I need to go in.
Guard- Fine, go in but take your hat off.
Me- Whatever, enjoy your 2 minutes of false superiority.

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